"Adele is on the radio! … I’m starting to think that life is over."
— Jade, 4yo, absolutely hates Adele and her sad songs.
"Where did all the happiness go?"
— Jade, 4yo, looking at the rainy skies.
"I’ve finally found proof! Magick is real!"
— Jade, 4yo, after dad spins a hula hoop across the floor so it returns back while pretending to “command” the hula hoop to return.
"Fart! …there was a bubble in my butt and it just popped!"
— Jade, 4yo
"If you’re not fancy, you’re probably like mom or dad."
— Jade, 4yo
"I’m sorry to have to tell you but you have guts for brains."
— Jade, 4yo, playing doctor
"The end of that song was total crap!"
— Jade, 4yo, remarking on a Christina Aguilera song.
"I don’t want to tell dad ‘cuz he’s gonna be PISSED!"
— Jade, 4yo, after mom tells her to tell daddy what she did.
"I hate this show… I’m looking at it and it’s like I hate it."
— Jade, 3yo, watching TV with mom and dad
"Old McDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I… I don’t want to read this book."
— Jade, 3yo, losing interest in a bedtime book.
"This movie is no good for me. It’s freakin’ with my head!"
— Jade, 3yo, watching Shrek the Third
"Why aren’t you jumping big man?"
— Jade, 3yo, at Gym Nest with daddy not fully participating.
