February 2012
2 posts
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“Where’s my iPhone?”
– Jett, 15mo, one of the few full phrases she knows.
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“Attack! Attack!”
– Jett, 14mo, fighting her way out from under a flipped chair.
January 2012
2 posts
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“Adele is on the radio! … I’m starting to think that life is over.”
– Jade, 4yo, absolutely hates Adele and her sad songs.
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“Where did all the happiness go?”
– Jade, 4yo, looking at the rainy skies.
December 2011
1 post
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“I’ve finally found proof! Magick is real!”
– Jade, 4yo, after dad spins a hula hoop across the floor so it returns back while pretending to “command” the hula hoop to return.
November 2011
1 post
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“Fart! …there was a bubble in my butt and it just popped!”
– Jade, 4yo
August 2011
3 posts
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Jett singing at 9 months.
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“If you’re not fancy, you’re probably like mom or dad.”
– Jade, 4yo
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“I’m sorry to have to tell you but you have guts for brains.”
– Jade, 4yo, playing doctor
June 2011
0 posts
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“The end of that song was total crap!”
– Jade, 4yo, remarking on a Christina Aguilera song.
May 2011
2 posts
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“I don’t want to tell dad ‘cuz he’s gonna be PISSED!”
– Jade, 4yo, after mom tells her to tell daddy what she did.
April 2011
1 post
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“I hate this show… I’m looking at it and it’s like I hate it.”
– Jade, 3yo, watching TV with mom and dad
March 2011
1 post
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“Old McDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I… I don’t want to read this book.”
– Jade, 3yo, losing interest in a bedtime book.
February 2011
3 posts
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“This movie is no good for me. It’s freakin’ with my head!”
– Jade, 3yo, watching Shrek the Third
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“Why aren’t you jumping big man?”
– Jade, 3yo, at Gym Nest with daddy not fully participating.
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“Well, at least I’m still beautiful!”
– Jade, 3yo, after being scolded for bad attitude.
January 2011
2 posts
2 tags
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“Look at me! Here I am! Love me!”
– Jade, 3yo
November 2010
6 posts
2 tags
“I love my daddy. I just can’t stop loving that guy!”
– Jade 3yo
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Jade: Don't mess with me!
Daddy: Why?
Jade: Because I'm electricity!
October 2010
4 posts
3 tags
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New stuffed toy
Jade’s named her new plush toy dog Bone “Gladiator” Bones. Maybe too much MMA for her…
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“I’m proud of my talent. I’m a writing fairy.”
– Jade, 3yo, while watching Tinkerbell.
September 2010
2 posts
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“One day, I want to fly.”
– Jade, 3yo.
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“I’m not answering any questions because I’m not answer-woman…...”
– Jade, 3yo, when daddy asked her what she wants to eat.
August 2010
2 posts
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“Wooo! I need to hydrate! Can I have some milk?”
– Jade, 3yo, during a rare pause of between frenetic activity
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“We’re walking in amazement on a paved paradise!”
– Jade, 3yo, walking on the sidewalk by a parking lot.
July 2010
1 post
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“I am a T-Rex! I eat meat! Where is my prey?! Get close and I’ll take a...”
– Jade 3yo to the terrified little girl on the swing next to her.
June 2010
3 posts
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“Oh, cars! Please don’t killlll me! Please don’t killlll me! Cars,...”
– Jade, 3yo, crossing the street and singing.
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“Who took it?! Frackin’ beans!”
– Jade 3yo with a random BSG reference out of nowhere.
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Colored Bacon | Bacon Today →
Real colored bacon. I’ve officially seen everything.
April 2010
4 posts
3 tags
“Ummm… maybe you should just eat this artichoke. Here, taste it.”
– Jade, 2yo, when daddy asked if she thought he’d do well in volleyball that night.
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“I won’t touch a bobcat. They are crazy wild!”
– Jade, 2yo, after talking about all the animals she wants to touch.
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“Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts...”
– Caryn Leschen
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“No dad, I’m just too busy.”
– Jade, 2yo, when asked if she’s going to come along to drop daddy off at work.
March 2010
4 posts
“Am I wet? Am I wet now?”
– Repeatedly asked by Jade, 2yo, at the IMAX ocean experience.
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We are PRTLND →
Cools site that shows a mix of designer, developer, photographer, and illustrators in the local PDX area.
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“You’re a dirty little animal!”
– Jade, 2yo, about picking noses.
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“Don’t cry my friend, I’m right here.”
– Jade, 2yo, to daddy consoling him for being sick.
February 2010
3 posts
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“I love sadness.”
– Jade, 2yo, giving her dad terrible visions of a gothic teenage future.
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“Dad, I need you to ROCK!!!”
– Jade, 2yo, dancing to Alice in Chains
January 2010
3 posts
2 tags
“Ha,ha. Touché!”
– Jade, 2yo, when told her tater tots were right in front of her after looking for them.
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“I don’t know. I suffer from short term memory loss.”
– Jade, 2 years old, when asked why she peed her pants.